Firing Karrion Kross to Make Him a Star: WWE’s Genius Strategy

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For years, WWE has been accused of “not knowing how to make new stars.” The internet wrestling community cries about wasted talent, missed pushes, and the endless parade of legends in their late 40s still carrying the company. But what if the truth is far more sinister… and brilliant? What if WWE has actually cracked the … Read more

WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia? WWE To Expand Mania To Three Nights

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WWE is reportedly preparing its boldest WrestleMania expansion yet. According to internal plans and sources close to the situation, WrestleMania will now be held over three nights, across two continents, with revenue projections exceeding $1 billion. The updated format calls for Nights One and Two to be staged in April in the United States. A third night, however, … Read more

What If CM Punk Actually Lost? The Pathetically Sad Contingency Plan of Seth Rollins

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Picture this alternate timeline: CM Punk crumbles against Gunther at SummerSlam, clutching his knee in defeat as the Ring General makes Punker tap out to a Boston crab. Gunther retains his World Heavyweight Championship. Somewhere in the back, Seth Rollins, still committed to his elaborate injury ruse, suddenly realizes his master plan has one critical … Read more